i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
It takes extreme effort to try and get back to your body and wake up if your dreams starts to become a nightmare (which mine Always do). I never have an experience willingly, it just happens, and every time it feel like I’m dying in the worst way, or that I’m paralyzed. It’s not fun.
If you are trying to have a sleeping Out of Body Experience, please be very cautions (though I recommend not doing it at all). If it does go bad please never do it again because you will likely have a similar experience.